Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Kansas man getting Christmas wish for ‘2 front teeth’ after present wrapping disaster

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A Kansas man who lost his front tooth while scrambling to wrap Christmas presents last year will get his wish for two front teeth after a video of him singing a popular holiday jingle was posted to Facebook and set off a chain of secret events.