Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Just How Fast Is the Parker Solar Probe? Astonishingly Fast

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The probe just broke the record to become the fastest human-made object, relative to the sun. Here's what that record really means.